Saturday, September 26, 2009

EGGTART.

BUTTERFLIES ARE BLUE
I THINK THEY ARE SO COOL
THEY CHEER ME UP WHEN IM DOWN
I EVEN BUY BUTTERFLIES ON GOWNS!
TODAY IM LYING ON MY BED,LOOKING AT MY BUTT,
WHETHER I SHOULD GET A TATTOO OR NOT,
I WENT DOWN TO GET A FAKE ONE IN HAPPY MART,
THEN I GOT DISTRACTED BY EGG TART,
THEY LOOKED SO YUMMY,
BUT I THOUGHT OF MY MOMMY,
IF I ATE ANY I WOULD GET SCOLDED,
SO I THREW AWAY THE EGG TART THAT I HOLDED,
I SAID I LOVE YOU BEFORE I THREW AWAY THE TART,
IT REALLY BROKE MY HEART,
I CONTINUE MY JOURNEY TO HAPPY MART,
INSTEAD OF A BUTTERFLY TATTOO I BOUGHT A TATTOO OF AN EGG TART,
I HAPPILY SKIPPED BACK HOME WITH MY NEW TATTOO,
I FELT SEXY AND COOL,
I SHOWED MY SISTER AND SHE SAYS BOYS WILL DROOL OVER MY SEXY BUTT,
I WAS SO EXCITED I FELT MY HEART,
I LOOKED AT THE MIRROR FOR 3 STRAIGHT HOURS,
ITS SO SEXY IT ACTUALLY BOTHERS,
I LOOK CLOSER AND REALISED IT WAS ACTUALLY A CHEESE TART,
NERVOUS AND DISSAPOINTED , I FART.
THERE GOES MY LOVE FOR EGG TART.
THAT GAVE ME THE DEEPEST CUT!


written by : Debby & Melissa

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